Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Cardboard Heroics

     In my youth, my family spent time at the flea market.  My mom would sell things we no longer needed and I would search for more items that eventually would no longer be needed.  It was a vicious cycle.  During my forays into the capitalistic system, I discovered baseball cards.  They're rectangle pieces of cardboard with glossy pictures of players on the front and the previous years stats on the back.  I would search all of the tables and stores for my favorite players, my baseball heroes.  I always dreamed of being on a card, having my stats on the back, and maybe being some child's baseball hero.  Unfortunately, I possessed a below average skill set, except for my base running.  I would like to share one memorable, heroic moment from my Little League days.  I'll let two legendary announcers tell it to you.

Vin Scully:  The home team is down 3-2.  Runner on third.  Two outs.  Bottom of the ninth.  The number 9 hitter, Philip Qualls is up to bat.  The count is 3 balls, 0 strikes.

Mel Allen:  It would not be wise to walk him.  He's antsy on the base path and has caused chaos before.  If he gets on, expect him to take second.

Vin:  The windup and the pitch.  Ball four.  He's hustling down to first base.

Mel:  The catcher is up and tosses the ball to the pitcher.  The pitcher drops the ball and it rolls down the mound.

Vin:  Qualls is off!  He's running like a scolded dog.  This may not be the wisest move.  It's a short throw to second for the pitcher.

Mel:  And he's safe!  The runner on third is sprinting towards home.  Safe!  The score is now 3-3.

Vin:  Look, Mel!  Philip is headed to third.  The catcher with the throw to third base.

Mel:  He overthrew the third baseman!  The ball has sailed into left field.

Vin:  Philip is up.  And now he's running, kicking up chalk and dirt as he churns his legs towards the winning run.

Vin:  The leftfielder scoops up the ball and fires it toward home plate.

Mel:  Play at the plate.  Qualls slides.  And he's safe!  By inches, but he's safe!

Vin:  And the home team has won the game on some very brash and heads up base running.

Mel:  A heck of a play!  Goodnight, everyone.

"I don't really collect cards anymore, just a box and some cardboard.  Memories embedded in the dust, in the fighters that age just like us, living somewhere off in a drawer." - Macklemore